Pink

A lot of paper money has lately been observed to be stained pink. It's green and white, and girl-toy pink. The reason is unknown, but the theory exists that perhaps we are turning into a game of Monopoly. Next, other bills will turn blue and yellow, and miracles will begin: favorable bank errors, a new railroad boom, equal opportunity jail time. The day we awaken as metal shoes, top hats, and thimbles, our daily dance of commuting, working, shopping and meeting will be forever transformed, especially near magnets... Of course, the theory also exists that someone overturned their juice while robbing a bank, but experts agree that would be a rather extreme explanation.