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Friday, March 19, 2010

Lists 3: Sucked under the belt at the grocery store.

(In order of increasing size.)

Stickers.
Dollar bills.
Deli meal tickets.
Coins.
Arguments made with eyes.
Packets of powdered Emergen-C.
Packets of seeds.
Focus.
Vacuum-packed bacon, 6 oz.
Portion of my palm.
Bunch of green onions in rubber band.
Weeks.

(Cell phones are unfortunately not yet thin enough to be sucked under.)

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